From a cherry cloud... well that's a blast from the past.
So yesterday was rant and whine day.. today is WTF? So, I gets up off my arse and wanders out to the mailbox because hey.. it gets me up off my arse and movin around at least and out of this open doored prison for a bit right? I get a nice letter from OR Dept of Revenue.. "neat", I thinks to myself cuz there wasn't anyone there to say it to right? So.. I open said letter.. Dear Ms. W... you owe the county of Coos $2061 and if you don't pay it rightthefucknow we are going to take away your driver's license, garnish your bank accounts and wages and blah blah blah... well I've been in Coos County a couple times, but never been in any trouble there?
So I call the really clueless but nice man at the DOR and he says.. well you were driving without insurance in a car with washington license plates in the town of Roe? Roe? Who the hell lives in Roe? Where is Roe? I've not even gotten a speeding ticket for pities sakes.. two parking tickets but they are paid... umm so I said.. never heard of let alone been in Roe.. and I thought I had been a lot of places in Oregon? So he reads me an ODL number that's sooo not mine.. and a d.o.b. that's almost a full year before my time.. ummm nope not me...
"You need to call Coos County and fix this." says he. So I does. They don't know what the heck they can do about it as all their records have a different d.o.b. and ODL than mine too.. so I call the State back. An hour later they finally call me and guess what? It wasn't me! I coulda told ya that!
Right so where were we? I was walking out to the mail box.. hmmm my train wrecked.. Please stand by but off the tracks while the emergency crews clean up the mess.. it'll be back on track in a few.. I know it will... I hope .. I .. ummm
Anyway, I'm MSal this week.. and so it's bake cookies week. MMMM made turtle cookies just now they are all warm and gooey and filled to the brim with yummy goodness and walnuts.
Ok I guess that train is a gonner.. I'll be back when I figure out whatever it was I wanted so desperately to say.. I'm sure it was of vital importance to world peace or someshit..
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Aren't computerized records wonderful? GIGO as they say. As our Favorite Dragon would tell them when they finally agreed it wasn't you. "YA THINK???"
The thought or thoughts will come to you, probably a 2 am just like they do with me. Keep a notebook beside your bed, jot them down and then go back to sleep
Blessing and other stuff
edera
LOL...gotts love the system.
Hell they didnt care if it was you or not they just wanted the cash.
Glad you got it staightned out
As for not remembering...please.. I can't walk from one room to the next. sometimes, without forgetting what I went in for.
I would blame it on old age but I been doin' it for years.
Heh I blame it on being a blond.. cuz .. well it's damned convenient is what it is..
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